MariaG
17-08-2004, 12:58
E' presa da un altro canale ma e' rotflissima :D
[22:44:10] <Oratore> "Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn, but attention to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!".
[22:44:10] <Oratore> Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but went away, da sol, with the cest.
[22:44:12] <Oratore> Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at acert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed:
[22:44:13] <Oratore> "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you go?".
[22:44:32] <Oratore> "To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills", she dissed.
[22:44:34] <Oratore> "Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.
[22:44:34] <Oratore> And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry."
[22:44:45] <Oratore> And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's House.
[22:44:46] <Oratore> Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her sentier in the forest.
[22:44:48] <Oratore> The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon.
[22:44:48] <Oratore> Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let.
[22:44:50] <Oratore> When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.
[22:44:51] > huahuahuahuahuahua
[22:44:59] <Oratore> But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the lup, ricord?) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
[22:45:01] <Oratore> And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
[22:45:02] <Oratore> "Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think, wasn't she?).
[22:45:03] <Oratore> Then she dissed: "But...what big okks you have! Do you bisogn some collir?".
[22:45:12] <Oratore> "Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl", dissed the nonn-lup.
[22:45:14] <Oratore> Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big oreks you have! Do you have the Orekkions?".
[22:45:15] <Oratore> And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
[22:45:16] <Oratore> And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what big dents you have!".
[22:45:22] <Oratore> And the lup, at this point dissed: "It is to magn you better!". And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.
[22:45:24] <Oratore> But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator of frod sented all and dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds".
[22:45:25] <Oratore> And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup.
[22:45:30] <Oratore> Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited).
[22:45:32] <Oratore> And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and guadagned honestly a sacc of solds.
[22:45:33] <Oratore> The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest.
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest.
[22:45:35] <Oratore> And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
[22:45:40]<Oratore> THE END
[22:44:10] <Oratore> "Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn, but attention to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!".
[22:44:10] <Oratore> Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but went away, da sol, with the cest.
[22:44:12] <Oratore> Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at acert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed:
[22:44:13] <Oratore> "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you go?".
[22:44:32] <Oratore> "To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills", she dissed.
[22:44:34] <Oratore> "Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.
[22:44:34] <Oratore> And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry."
[22:44:45] <Oratore> And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's House.
[22:44:46] <Oratore> Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her sentier in the forest.
[22:44:48] <Oratore> The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon.
[22:44:48] <Oratore> Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let.
[22:44:50] <Oratore> When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.
[22:44:51] > huahuahuahuahuahua
[22:44:59] <Oratore> But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the lup, ricord?) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
[22:45:01] <Oratore> And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
[22:45:02] <Oratore> "Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think, wasn't she?).
[22:45:03] <Oratore> Then she dissed: "But...what big okks you have! Do you bisogn some collir?".
[22:45:12] <Oratore> "Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl", dissed the nonn-lup.
[22:45:14] <Oratore> Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big oreks you have! Do you have the Orekkions?".
[22:45:15] <Oratore> And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
[22:45:16] <Oratore> And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what big dents you have!".
[22:45:22] <Oratore> And the lup, at this point dissed: "It is to magn you better!". And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.
[22:45:24] <Oratore> But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator of frod sented all and dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds".
[22:45:25] <Oratore> And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup.
[22:45:30] <Oratore> Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited).
[22:45:32] <Oratore> And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and guadagned honestly a sacc of solds.
[22:45:33] <Oratore> The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest.
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest.
[22:45:35] <Oratore> And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
[22:45:40]<Oratore> THE END