Citazioni Cazzone

[sbrillo]

qui le citazioni più cazzone che riuscite a trovare tipo

Space, it seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. (fry)

[sbrillo]

Fry: It's the future! My parents, my coworkers, my girlfriend. I'll never see any of them again! [pause] Yahooo!

[sbrillo]

[sbrillo and Galatea meet]
Sbrillo: Can I ask you a quesion?
Galatea: As long as it's not about my boobies.
Sbrillo: Uhh...
Galatea: Is it about my boobies?
Sbrillo: Sort of.
Galatea: [sighs] Just ask the question.
Sbrillo: What's with the Boobies?
Galatea: I'm an alien, all right? Now let's change the subject.
Sbrillo: [excited] Cool, an alien. Has your race taken over the Earth?
Galatea: No, I just work here.aaaaa

[sbrillo]

Sbrillo: Whoa…a real live shit-man; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
Hetfield: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Sbrillo: It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Hetfield: Shinier than yours, meatbag.aaaa

[sbrillo]

Sbrillo:This is awesome! Are we gonna fly through space fighting monsters and teaching alien women to love?
Antari: If by that you mean transporting cargo, then yes!aaaaa

[[Hetfield]]

continua il flop di questo topic. sbrillo rinuncia su :D

[sbrillo]

io perservero
e perversero anche lol

[sbrillo]

Sbrillo: I used to dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
Galatea: A week would be a bit much.
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